how to be a good boyfriend in three easy steps;
  1. be good with parents, siblings, pets, and friends.
  2. be good at giving massages.
  3. be good at foreplay.

(2 and 3 are sometimes the same thing)

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Jenny Matrix is perfect

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my birthday in an hour or so. happy birthday to me.

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people who have facebooks for their pets, get the fuck out.

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my girlfriend is out side tanning and i am out here in a hoody complaining about how the sun has to much glare off my laptop screen.

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this aram queue is the best thing to happen to LoL.

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radshitman: this will never not be funny if you watch this fight, they show immense sportsmanship. the one who wins goes right over and picks up the other one up and makes sure he gets recognition from the crowd.
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so my girlfriend found my weak spot; kissing the hairline/back of my neck. it is fun being teased, but i am usually the one doing the teasing.

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